2.
Quincy had been mixing drinks; a pitcher
of vodka martinis and one of margaritas; and, from the spots of red on his
cheeks, it was evident that he’d been sampling each.
“Getting a head start on the head start to
the weekend?” I asked as we entered the galley, which was located at the bottom
of the stairs leading from the stern deck.
“Have to make sure they’re made exactly
right,” he said. “Gaylord and his
friends are fussy about their cocktails; at least, the first few. After three or four, they’re usually so
drunk; they don’t notice how you mix them.”
“You’ve done this before?” Sandra asked.
“Once or twice; my liver can’t take these
trips more than two times a year.
Gaylord’s a nice guy, and his friends aren’t too bad, but they do love
to drink.”
“Love to drink as in ‘let’s have a good
time,’ or as in ‘sloshing drunks’?” I asked.
“Oh, come on, Al sweetheart,” Sandra
said. “Loosen up a little and just enjoy
the weekend.”
I like the occasional tipple just as well
as the next man; Quince and Buster, my friend who’s a detective with Washington
metro PD, and I have on more than one occasion over-imbibed; but, I don’t like
being around drunks.
“Which is it, Quince?” I persisted.
“Well, I’m afraid for one or two of them
it’s more the latter than the former.
These are people with a lot of pressure; just trying to hang on to the
fortunes they’ve made, for one thing; so, they let off a little steam a couple
of times a month out here. No harm, no
foul, I say.”
“What can you tell me about the people
we’re gonna meet?” I asked.
“Oh, Al,” Sandra said. “Can’t you stop
being a detective for one weekend?”
“Sorry, babe, but I just like to know who
I’ll be getting sloshed with.”
“Fair enough,” Quince said. “I know how you like to do a bit of recon
before going into a war zone.” He
laughed. “Let’s see if I can remember who Gaylord said would be here this
weekend. There’ll be the Coleridges,
Algernon and Penelope; Algy’s a banker; then, there’s William and Darcy
Holbrook, Bill works for a venture capital firm. Oh yeah, and the odd man out; Madison
Albright. Mad’s a lawyer like me; well,
not exactly like me; he does divorce cases mostly. He’s divorced; not exactly a good
advertisement for his line of work; but, he and his wife were part of the group
for a long time, so he’s usually here.”
“That makes an odd number,” I said. “Two couples; well, three, counting me and
Sandra; and three single guys. Does it
every get hinky when people get too much booze in them?”
He looked at me strangely for a moment,
and then laughed.
“Oh, you mean like swapping and the
like? No, that kind of stuff went out in
the seventies. We just sit around and
drink, eat a little, and drink some more.
No funny stuff.”
“I’m glad to hear that,” Sandra said. “It wouldn’t be good if word got back to my
school that I was involved in something like that.”
Sandra is a teacher in one of Washington’s
rougher inner city schools, and it’s doubtful she could do anything that would
shock that crowd, but, she’s a stickler for appropriate behavior.
“So,” I said. “Just a bunch of bored rich
people on their private island getting blown away for the weekend; then come
Monday, they’re back in their three-piece suits like nothing happened?”
“You make it sound a bit sordid,” Quince
said. “But, yeah, that’s about it.”
“Do they all have houses there?”
“Sure,” he said. “We’ll be staying with
Gaylord. The others stay at their own
places; Madison got his place in the divorce settlement; that’s about all he
got, too. His old lady nearly cleaned
him out.”
“So, he comes up here now and then to try
and drink her out of his mind?”
“I suppose. I don’t hang around with him all that much.”
Drinking, divorce, and debauchery; funny
how that triumvirate seems to figure so highly in the lives of the so-called
rich and famous; people with enough money to be able to do something really
worthwhile, but instead, they blow their time and money on useless
activity.
“Have you heard enough?” Sandra said; a
note of sarcasm in her voice. “Can we
just have a good time for a change, without looking for trouble under every
rock?”
That last was said with a little biting
humor. I do have a habit of finding
trouble everywhere I go; or, maybe it’s trouble that’s always finding me. She had a point, though; I did need to learn
to just sit back and relax. I can’t fix
every problem, or every problem person, and these people were nice enough to
let Quincy bring us along to their little retreat for the rich.
“Okay,” I said. “Private detective mode turned off. I don’t promise to get as drunk as I imagine
these people get, but I’ll be nice all weekend long. Pinky swear.”
I held up my little finger. She clasped it with hers, laughing.
“That’s better. If you’re a real nice boy, mama just might
have a little treat or two for you.”
“Oh, get a hotel, you two,” Quincy said,
laughing. “Have you no sympathy for an
unaccompanied bachelor?”
That started us all laughing. Quince is a bachelor, but by choice. Tall and slender, with high cheekbones and
jet black hair that he keeps combed back to accentuate his broad forehead, he
has his pick of the single women of Washington who are always on the prowl for
eligible men who might have connections.
I think he came on these weekends solo to get some rest.
Our merriment was interrupted by the blaring
sound of the boat’s air horn.
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